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Joke of the Day

"Why is Al Gore bad at dancing? You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm). Anyone? Anyone?"

"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"

"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"

"I'm a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011."

"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"

"I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy"

"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"

"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"

"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."

"Me: Both of our hamsters died and we just can't part with them Taxidermist: Would you like them mounted? Me: Um no, just holding hands"