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Joke of the Day

"Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia."

"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."

"My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers"

"The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours."

"The next time your boss asks you to start your presentation with a joke... ...attach your payslip on the first slide."

"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."

"How many x does it take to change a lightbulb? f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype."