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"I'm no master of suspense, but..."
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"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."
"My ex-wife still misses America Online... ...BUT HER **A.I.M.** IS GETTING BETTER!"
"""Well, this isn't helpful at all."" Termite watching ""Gettin' Wood"" on Cinemax"
"Are you alright? No, you are all left"
"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"
"A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."
"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."
"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."