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Joke of the Day

"A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."

"Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple"

"[OC] Did you hear about the two fruits who weren't allowed to get married? Turns out they cantaloupe."

"Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack. - OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY"

"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers"

"Dad: Did you get gas? Me: Ya i got it on the way home from school Dad: Well if you got gas than you better go to the bathroom!"

"Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?"

"How does a racist joke start? With a small loan of a million dollars"

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"