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Joke of the Day
"I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni."
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"What do you call an angry psychologist? A thera-pissed."
"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."
"If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?"
"Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it"
"How are Jews and children similar? They both don't like to take showers."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."
"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."
"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."
"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""