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Joke of the Day

"CIA 'Mistakenly' destroys copy of 6,700-page US torture report A CIA spokesperson commented, ""We meant to destroy the 6,700-page US espionage report"""

"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."

"Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR"

"What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up? Its axle rose."

"95% of every relationship is navigating the question ""Where should we eat?"" without it turning into World War III."

"I live like a king of medieval time. I eat three meals a day, each meal may have meat and spices. I work sitting down."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"

"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."

"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."