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Joke of the Day

"CIA 'Mistakenly' destroys copy of 6,700-page US torture report A CIA spokesperson commented, ""We meant to destroy the 6,700-page US espionage report"""

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin"

"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."

"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."

"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"

"My ex got me arrested cause i used to sit outside her house all day. She thought i was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."

"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"

"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"

"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."

"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."