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Joke of the Day

"I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes."

"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse says ""I have AIDS."""

"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."

"How do you make a pheromone? Let his people go!"

"How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky"

"What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!"

"Why do blacksmiths go to jail? Forging."

"My friend told me a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny."

"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."

"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"