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Joke of the Day

"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."

"Last week I called a lady a watering hole... but I meant well."

"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."

"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"

"I just raped my hi hat White tssst scum"

"How you can tell if a person is Irish: a fly lands in their pint of beer. They grab the fly and start shaking it over their beer yelling ""Spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"""

"A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked. So he threw up his hands in frustration"

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"

"My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big....."