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Joke of the Day

"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."

"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"

"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."

"All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute A says, ""Alpha queue""."

"Let me tell you a joke about my dick... Nevermind, it's too long."

"How many Freudian slips does it take to change a light bulb? Two! One to hold the bulb, the other to hold the cock, uh, penis, I mean, uh, ladder."

"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."

"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"

"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"