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Joke of the Day

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"

"The anti pick-up line. ""Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"" I'd love to hear some of yours."

"What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*"

"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."

"Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3."

"Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor? If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor."

"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"

"What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle"

"So... There was a kidnapping at my school... But don't worry-- he woke up."

"TIFU Down was jealous."