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Joke of the Day

"Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor? If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor."

"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"

"What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? A sassination."

"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."

"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""

"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."

"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."

"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe."

"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"