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Joke of the Day

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: ""We are pressed in every way but not cramped beyond movement."""

"What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight? The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive"

"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said ""It's not our fault."""

"Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar."

"Nice guys finish last. But thats because practice makes perfect."

"With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time."

"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"

"Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?"

"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."