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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick? The brick will eventually get laid."

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"My friends are starting to figure out that I got Botox in my forehead because I can't raise my eyebrows. Why am I not surprised?"

"*flips coin* ""Head or tail?"" Her: That's not how this works!"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents"

"Anytime my 6 yr old daughter replies with 'What?', there's always that split second where I fight my urge to start quoting Pulp Fiction."

"""Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?"" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* ""Omg!"" Narrator: The power of Febreeze"