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Joke of the Day

"""Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?"" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* ""Omg!"" Narrator: The power of Febreeze"

"Doctor Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!"

"A Jew, a mathematician and an Irishman enter a bar Bartender says: ""How did you all land up in the wrong joke?"""

"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"

"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"

"Somebody told me my clothes were gay. I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."""

"The real reason women will never be the ones to propose: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants."

"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"

"Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?"