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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? Scares their dogs."
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"How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet."
"Want to read a joke about pizza? Never-mind, it's too cheesy!"
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