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Joke of the Day
"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"
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"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."
"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"
"May I get your name? Yes, its ""I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."""
"Help with telegraph/Morse code joke I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?"
"It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill"
"What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick? He turns into Kim Jong-ill!"
"I heard Jared lost about 7 inches. .. But little Susie isn't sure."
"I'll pay full price for the next iPhone if the only change they make to it is erasing ""ducking"" from the autocorrect."
"My two teenagers are very different. My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card."