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Joke of the Day
"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"
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"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"
"I have so much uneaten hummus in my refrigerator, it's borderline racist."
"Everyone has something they do after sex like taking a shower. I just get out of my uncles car, and cry all the way home."
"If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm"
"What's a linguist's favorite beverage? IPA"
"What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing"
"Kylo Ren: What was Vader like? Leia: He blew up my planet & killed everyone I loved. Kylo: Leia: Kylo: What was his stance on sideburns?"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bartender says, ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate says, ""I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"""
"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."