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Joke of the Day
"Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath."
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"The victims of the Aurora movie theater shooting got really ripped off. They paid to watch the whole movie, but all they saw were a few clips."
"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."
"Said the masochist to the sadist: ""Oh hit me, hurt me, oh please just use me"" Said the sadist to the masochist: ... no"
"Agitated I encountered a very nervous flea He said he gets his sleep in snatches."
"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hitler."
"If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house."
"Why are protein shakes such loners? They're whey isolate."
"Which video game do Mexicans play the most? Borderlands"