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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend started smoking So I slowed down and applied some lubricant."

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"I super glue one jar of pickles shut and leave it out at the barbecue then watch the humiliation unfold."

"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y? Because why emcee, eh?"

"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."

"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."

"Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

"Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. My life is one big joke"

"Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ? The sound you make 10th floor "" AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "" 1st floor "" *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH """