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Joke of the Day
"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."
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"What's the difference between a chick and a woman? The chick says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and the woman says "" any-cock-will-do"""
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"Lobotomies Do they smart?"
"Q: What kind of spy hangs out in department stores? A: A counter spy."