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Joke of the Day
"I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust."
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"How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They live in eternal darkness."
"""Marriage is like a ring of fire"", my dad used to tell me. "" The men on the outside want to be in it, and the ones on the inside want to get out of it """
"First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop."
"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."
"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."
"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"
"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19"