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Joke of the Day

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse"

"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."

"If 'we are what we eat'! Then I'm a huge dick you guys. I'm really sorry"

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."

"How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."

"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."

"Who's the most badass flower salesman? Chuck Florist"

"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."