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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."

"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."

"I respect how the Hamburglar was like, ""Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."""

"Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first."

"I saw a truck that works for Stolkholm Home Improvement. I really hope their slogan is ""You'll eventually love it"""

"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."

"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."

"What did the envelope say to the stamp? ""Stick with me and we'll go places."""