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Joke of the Day

"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""

"Me: Put on your seatbelt. 13: Do I have to? Me: not if you want your face shattering the windshield 13: cool Me: PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT!"

"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"

"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."

"[Clean] You can tell that someone is not from an English speaking country if... ...if their phone's personal dictionary is full of people's names."

"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."

"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."

"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."

"Why is North Korea so lame? It's got no Seoul."

"We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes by having naturally ugly children."