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Joke of the Day
"I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment."
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"I'm so old I remember when teens getting pregnant meant ""PANIC!"" not ""Congratulations, you get your own MTV show!"""
"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."
"The girl on the stripper pole got mad because I gave her a monopoly dollar, well fake boobs, fake hair, fake nails gets fake dollars!"
"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."
"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."
"Can you tease, please and never squeeze Argentina? Yes, but you Gotze try a little tenderness."
"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."
"Which company makes the best apple cider? Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider."
"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."