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Joke of the Day
"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."
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"Winter... The only time of year when 8-12 inches is used to describe something white. (Up North)"
"A local restaurant is having an election special... You get two small breasts, two fat thighs, and one left wing. Side-note: don't like Trump either don't obliterate me."
"Make sure you tip your waitress... It's very funny when they fall over."
"Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the_gaydar/c5lnkep) guy"
"If you feel like your parents didn't hug you enough as a child then it's probably because they didn't really want you. Good talk."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"
"Came up with this on a long car ride What's a skeleton's least favorite game? wishbone"
"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"
"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."