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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"

"My ass is a woman tonight It won't shut the fuck up."

"Ok redditors i need your best volleyball or nazi puns!"

"Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener? Because he was good at pulling weed"

"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."

"Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one."

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."

"If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine."

"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."

"I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."