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Joke of the Day

"Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother? Just checking how creative the Humorists in Reddit are."

"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."

"I cried because my Wi-Fi was slow until I saw a guy stuck talking with his kids because he had no internet at all."

"I want a lady in the streets and a billion dollars"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"

"The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so."

"What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear!"

"When I meet someone new I shake their hand really fast and whisper ""yes, please don't stop"" because people need to learn not to talk to me."

"Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum."

"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"