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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cannibal only eat coma patients? The doctor said he needed more vegetables in his diet."

"Life's too short for 1-ply friends. You need people who can handle your shit."

"Men are like roses. But watch out for the pricks."

"Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing."

"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."

"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."

"Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over."

"Whats common between Reddit jokes & Dave ? You never get tired of seeing them again & again ..."

"When I'm in the bathroom a long time, I come out sniffing & wiping my nose so people think I was doing coke and not making a doody"