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Joke of the Day
"Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper makes them sneeze."
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"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."
"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."
"Someone asked me if I'd ever taken ecstasy I said, ""No, but I've given it a few times."""
"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."
"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""
"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"
"Don't say ""ATM machine"". The ""M"" already stands for ""machine"". It's redundant. It's like saying ""end result"" or ""racist Fox News Anchor""."
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table, and then a stool."
"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"