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Joke of the Day

"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"

"[job interview] ""What's your biggest weakness?"" ""My honesty"" ""I don't think-"" ""I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"""

"I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera."

"What do you call a homeless Italian man? Giovanni Change"

"WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat"

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side."

"Today I heard a critical speech about masturbation It was very touching, to say the least"

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home"

"Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because... ...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"I was telling my friend a joke. ""There was this gorilla... ..."" ""I fucking swear, if this is another Harambe joke, I..."" ""Well, thanks for killing it."""