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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
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"Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto."
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"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."
"How did the scientist like his guacamole? With lots of Avogadro!"
"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"