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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
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"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."
"The first guy to clap was really weird ""I enjoyed this so I'm going to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"""
"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."
"What do Comcast and a bunch of ferrets named Jenny have in common? They're both a pretty shitty business."
"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."
"Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does."
"What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?"
"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"
"Chemists do it on the table... Periodically."