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Joke of the Day
"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"
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"I hate how survivors leave the zombies they kill wherever they fall. I'm not sentimental. I'm just sick of tripping over them."
"I felt like dancing after mixing cheap rye with powdered orange drink I called it my Whisky Tang-o Foxtrot. Seriously, WTF was I thinking?"
"A Post-It note on every wine bottle at home that just says DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN THAT WAS BAD"
"A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven."
"They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?"
"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."
"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""
"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."
"After the title ""The Fate of the Furious"", I just need next 2 movies to be titled Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious Fast10 : your seatbelt"