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Joke of the Day

"Why do Nazis love Vinyls? Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33."

"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."

"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""

"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""

"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."

"Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors."

"Last night I got drunk and lonely, so I tried the peanut butter with my dog trick... ...still tasted like dog cock."

"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"

"Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked ""You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?"

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."