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Joke of the Day

"Don't include me in your ""baby name suggestions"" group text if you're going to ignore my ideas. Pubert is a lovely name for a boy or a girl."

"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark."

"What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT"

"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""

"Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"

"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"

"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits....."