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Joke of the Day
"The comeback, 'Get on my level' 'Get on my level' Reply: 'Okay dude, ill go downwards'"
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"[introducing you to my family] ""this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"""
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"My vocabulary is so poor... I can not express it in words."
"There's two things I can't stand in this world: people intolerant of other's cultures... and the Dutch."
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."
"Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!"
"Osama bin laden *ji had it coming.* - Jimmy Carr ""Big Fat Quiz 2011"""
"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"