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Joke of the Day
"In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills."
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"My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste"
"It goes without saying, that..."
"REALLY?! WHY?! - my reaction to meeting a white guy named Andre"
"Is your ass a computer? Because I want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy."
"I'm a fartartist The fart is silent"
"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."
"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."
"How do you know if someone's a feminist? They have an AK and they plan to kill all men. /shittyjoke\"
"What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!"