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Joke of the Day
"REALLY?! WHY?! - my reaction to meeting a white guy named Andre"
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"Trying to nurture my inner bully to stay motivated. So far, all I've succeeded in doing is stealing my own lunch money."
"Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
"What is a group of gay pirates favorite pastime? Pegging each other's booty"
"What's a frogs favorite drug? Croakcain."
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet!"
"Your mother is so classless... .. she could be a marxist utopia"
"When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage, I didn't realize how often I'd just get the finger."
"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler."