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Joke of the Day
"An engineer gets banned from r/fitness He was trying to sell SCRs to their NOx users..."
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"Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low..."
"GPS: You're not really lost, you just want someone to talk to."
"Oh man what's it called when you keep doing the same thing over & over but keep getting the same result? Oh yeah, I'm a serial killer."
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room They said ""Thank you"" I said ""Don't mention it"""
"I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks ""I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it."" - Mr. Manager Cordially, Mrs. Team Lead"
"""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue"
"How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum? He goes chew chew chew... creds to my 5yo brother"
"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."
"Always check the height of any nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders.... How I learned this is not important..."