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Joke of the Day

"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"

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"Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back."
"How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye."
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"Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities by the hand of Chuck Norris that occurred during the making of the episode."
"How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant."