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Joke of the Day

"My boss thinks being gay is a disease so I called in queer this morning. But I reassured him that I should be straight again by tomorrow."

"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."

"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed."

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."

"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."

"Dear waiter, You messed up my order because you didn't write it down. I employed your strategy while calculating the tip. Love, David"

"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"