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Joke of the Day

"I can be the man of your dreams... ...if you dream of a man who exposes himself to the elderly on public transport."

"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"

"WARNING: I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT I MIGHT STEAL YOUR CAT"

"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"

"Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car."

"Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other, ""When did this place get a bus?"""

"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""

"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"

"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? ...because Ken comes in a separate box."