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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""

"Show me on your wallet where you would like me to touch you."

"When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool."

"I hate when people say that I don't like black people I love black people if I could I wold buy myself a few (I'm not a racist in real life though)"

"What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!"

"I don't get why my dad talks on a phone. He's so loud all he has to do is open the window and they can hear him."

"*At The Opera* Her: Where are you going? Me: I have to go to the Men's Room. Her: I have the car keys. Me: Shit!"

"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."

"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? Walking"