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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones? White Mail Privilege"

"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."

"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."

"My impression Of the fonz refusing medical treatment for mental illness in the 50's ....Lobotomy..... Loboto-u, eyyy."

"Do Frenchmen like slides? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!"

"My friend called the movie Pixels the world's longest abortion Funny, I didn't realize it was a porno."

"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."

"Ok you with pneumonia, go sit between the perfectly healthy lady and the guy with the blood shooting out of his leg and wait. -hospitals"

"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."

"Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY"