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Joke of the Day

"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."

"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."

"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"What do you call a bee that was born in the USA? USB"

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"

"Failed a urine test... took a shit :("

"What do you call a battered Irish Man? Mashed Potatoes."