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Joke of the Day

"Why is a T-rex so angry? He can't masturbate."

"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."

"Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?"

"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"

"Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina..."

"How do you make cultured milk? You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already."

"In light of the DNC event and my own recent experience with the forced install of windows 10.. What do the Clinton's have in common with Bill Gates? They both no longer need your consent."

"What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won't find a Lambo in a landfill."

"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"

"Join the war against masturbation!!! We can beat it together!!!"