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Joke of the Day

"Wow if I squint through the tears I look pretty thin!"

"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."

"According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air."

"I started reading a book about anti-gravity... ...now I can't put it down."

"A wizard cursed my land yesterday. Now that's an evil plot!"

"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on..."

"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."

"#Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring"