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Joke of the Day
"Whats the number one reason for Pedophilia? Sexy children."
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"I'm trying to bring a taco into this club...let's see if the bouncer finds it when he frisks me"
"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."
"Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping."
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