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"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"
"I introduced my girlfriend to my family the other day. My wife was so mad."
"To impress women by coming across as a bit of a bad lad, I always tell them I'm in human trafficking. Which isn't a total lie as I'm a lollipop man."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"
"Sure, I'd get married. But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"""Nietzsche, what's the matter?"" ""Nothing."""
"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A Shit-zoo"