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Joke of the Day

"I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though"

"The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH"

"What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that."

"It's a joke. What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."

"There's a restaurant in hell. Their food is to die for."

"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."

"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."

"How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed"

"The welsh are making a remake of a popular Nicolas Cage film. Goat rider."