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Joke of the Day

"A feminist grammar-nazi's favourite joke (NOT a mean joke) A woman without her man is nothing! ""Wait, that's not quite right!"" A woman; without her, man is nothing!"

"My girlfriend is on her period... She calls me Dracula."

"Somewhere there's a sheep named LL Wool J. & that's what keeps me going you guys."

"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."

"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."

"Everyone knows that if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life... But did you know that if you go off a guard rail in a dream, you go off a guard rail in real life?"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, ""It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."""

"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."

"I'd just like to say a few words Hat, car, tree, river."

"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""