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Joke of the Day

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"""

"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""

"McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on."

"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."

"How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!"

"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"

"Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a ""basket of deplorables."" The rest had to go look up ""deplorable."""

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-antdead-antdead-ant"

"When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit."